Pause, and look around for a minute. Yes, there is probably at least $100 worth of unnecessary Christmas giftage that you should get off your butt and return.
• NYC 20 somethings living out their “Sex and the City” dream, look to your tiny closet and pull out that ugly matching knit cap and gloves (true story) from JC Penny and go get yourself some heels that those I Bankers will love.
• Alabama gents, take a gander at that third bag of socks from Wally World, and go get yourself a proper hunting cap for deer season. Whats up.
Tis the season to return, as the holidays present the BEST TIME OF THE YEAR TO RETURN MERCHANDISE. Here’s why:
• Nobody cares. Retail staffers get paid < $10 hr and won’t fight you over it, especially when they’re beaten down and overworked during the holidays.
• Nosy managers watching their margins aren’t so worried about negative receipts, as sales are up during the holiday season.
• Nobody has receipts, and it is very acceptable to return gifts without receipts, even for store credit rather than a straight refund.
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